Psycho!
Opaque vinyl curtain that clings to me
When I step in the shower and try to get clean
Not quite as romantic as cotton or glass
I feel so Saran-wrapped when you stick to my ass!
— April Resnick
Reposted because this happens regularly and, to spite myself, I still react.
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