Asshole
When I take myself too seriously
I become way too full of shit
And spend all my time clinching
To hold in every stodgy bit
Perhaps it’s time to squat and let it rip
Let my ass hang in the wind
Forget the swipe and have a wipe
Relieve myself and giggle once again
— April Resnick
A donkey painted by Dieter Marzinger,
A South African artist who paints with his mouth.
http://www.mouthonly.com
sometimesihatemycat 
My entire blog is about letting the bullshit out. I crack myself up. I know from funny and I’m funny.
🙂